I hope the USMC makes the same decision. The legacy Hornet mishap rate seems to be increasing.

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

Chris Christie clearing his colon?

I (and every other military flight student) bet my life on this engine every day!

Here, Canada

What is this? A Volvo for ants???

Tank ball? Paint ball? Pank ball?

But if they don’t go through the bed, where will the “prius repellent” stickers point to?

Dear Malaysia, keep your feet on the ground.

Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...

Pecker.

DICK! Dick, take a look starboard.

Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

You know how most manufacturer's will put out the odd "Lemon" here and there that doesn't work at all?

In another life where I became an Air Force pilot, I always envisioned myself flying rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong in one of these.