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The biggest hole in the “it’s for their education and their own good” argument is that the schools are prohibited from offering more than 1 year scholarships. A school can’t say “come here, we will guarantee your scholarship for 4 years even if you get cut.”

Some old Rolls Royce

*Shoots Santa*

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How you utter the word “shootout” without mentioning the most legendary shootout in history? The OK Corral shootout has been in a few movies, but we have to agree the definitive version of it was in the movie Tombstone.

You have serious trust issues my friend.

You have serious trust issues my friend.

Me too. I feel really bad that I want to hunt that “chips and dip” woman down and shock her with a cattle prod until she learns how to say “tortillas and salsa.”

No. No, it’s really not. Guns get used because they’re moderately convenient but if there were no guns, it would be poison or explosives or something even more creative.

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Buzz Aldrin is just #4? How many other astronauts have punched moon-landing deniers in the face?

No BBQ should have the word fast near it.

The moose can get unruly during mating season.

“Tech Inspection Guy: This is a real Hummer, not one of them later ones, built for bitches.”

what a refreshingly honest approach to admitting having been dishonest.

Yes, but they are Christians, which means they are victims and anyone who doesn’t agree with them is a bully who is persecuting them.

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Before anyone starts with the E39 started in the 90s crap, keep in mind the M5 didn’t start (EDIT: US) production until 2000.

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

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