. . . Jill, having found a car that’s old enough to still work (i.e., that’s devoid of electronics),

Funky eggs, expired chicken, spoiled half and half, dented canned goods—these are the foodborne illness risks that keep me up at night.

Jeff Bezos is tired of Earth and the tangle of our lives,

Some of the articles do have custom subheads, such as https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-paid-0-in-federal-income-tax-in-2018-report-1847051810 . But I suspect there’s new code to copy in the lede if nobody specifies a real subhead.

No lye.

Spit or swallow?

This page suggests the sequence was: a very minor film role in 1957, then two years in the military, then a larger role on Broadway in 1960.

Interestingly, Pleasant Hill, California is the only incorporated city in the continental United States inhabited entirely by production assistants.

I believe the only other contenders are some “terrestrial” crabs and hermit crabs, which still need access to water to lay eggs.

While it may seem that the staff of Jezebel is just a bunch of New York crones gathered in a basement chain-smoking and click-clacking onto keyboards using our painted talons,

Huh. I was utterly dismissive of this in 2018. I’m astounded that a critter that never leaves the water under ordinary circumstances can take up significant amounts of ANYTHING from air. Yet another instance of my being completely wrong!

Brick Bic.

https://www.poemuseum.org/the-masque-of-the-red-death

Hulu isn’t really known for making a physical impact on the real world, since it’s a streaming service that just pumps out content into the atmosphere where your internet devices can suck it all up and put it on screens.

Still, in my considered (and educated) opinion, the odds are many times better that I would be struck by lightning

Bad news: your understanding of the science is wrong. In particular, it seems to be founded on the notion that the primary purpose of X wearing a mask is to prevent X from getting COVID-19. This is not true. Masks are primarily a source control measure.

The unvaccinated are really only a threat to themselves.

This isn’t about transmission in theaters. It’s about whether or not there are infectious virus particles floating around ANYWHERE.

Here’s the thing: the unvaccinated are only putting other unvaccinated people at risk.

Great! Now, how much more do you have to pay and insure a bouncer, as compared to a seventeen year old kid in striped polyester?