Mr. Hughes already pointed out how that would look from an employee’s perspective:

Well, how about a massive spectacle about a woman dying of a rare disease? Coming this summer: Ebola 2: Hemorrhagic Boogaloo. You’ll know it’s in “4D” if your theater has marked the first three rows “Splash Zone”.

The Green Delos building boasts amenities such as vitamin C-infused showers,

COUNTERPOINT: Billina says not to lose your head over this.

It’s not like we just noticed them; Prusiner coined the term in 1982. And certainly for the chicken case, chickens have been domesticated in Asia since 6000 BC. If we haven’t noticed a chicken prion disease yet, I think it’s safe to say there aren’t any.

I’ll put $.05 on “Fifty variations on

At least for the crab-flavored imitation crab, the crab flavor comes from crab—just not a part of the crab that you can eat otherwise. Turns out that with some better-living-through chemistry work, you can extract some crab-flavored... stuff... from crab shells.

Hear, hear. Indeed, putting a big chunk of change into “collectible” anything is a good way to tie up a bunch of capital for a long time, and yet not have easy access to it should circumstances demand. This applies at all scales, up to and including Picassos.

Elise Stefanik has replaced Rep. Liz Cheney as the head of the House GOP Conference Chair, one of the most powerful leadership roles in the party.

Wikipedia asserts that “Gatorade had been shown to be more harmful to the human body than water,” weirdly implying that water is also harmful, just less so.

Surely this should be paired with veal.

Very cool! It won’t have any of the effects that the people I’ve seen being happy about it seem to believe it’ll have, of course, because the key proprietary information hasn’t been patented in the first place—but it sure SOUNDS like a step forward! And at least it’s not a step backwards, which is nice.

Text of the bill’s at https://legislature.idaho.gov/wp-content/uploads/sessioninfo/2021/legislation/H0377.pdf .

PRO TIP: have a career that does not involve professional specializations dating more recently than the 19th century. If you must go more recent than that, choose one that does not particularly benefit from frequent contact with others in your field. Theremin soloist, for example.

There is a NIPPLE!!~1!

I don’t want the pothole to be halfway filled for three minutes.

Yeah, I wish there was a better cut of The Devils readily available, too.

We told you back in 2018 that Richard Montañez’s story of how he invented Flamin’ Hot Cheetos was going to be turned into a biopic.

Supermarkets routinely sell some items at below cost, most commonly milk and eggs. To the point that to control the losses, Walmart, Kroger, and Albertsons built their own bottling facilities: https://bearamergers.com/en/walmart-kroger-bottle-their-own-milk-and-shake-up-american-dairy-industry/ (Slightly mangled reprin…

I would be AFRAID to sleep with someone who didn’t mind that I had carrion on my breath.