If it has mountains it’s not the midwest.

Montana is midwest? News to... everyone.

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Stephen Miller confirms.

What about the still uncaught UMBC Strangler? I feel OK leaving him off the “should be proud” list.

Red Panda is awesome and you are a monster.

Counterpoint: Sports bars are actually awful places to watch sports, and I routinely go to non-sports bars to watch sports in peace and quiet whilst eating food and drinking beer.

This. I love Van Gundy’s pithyness and soundbite-friendly reparte with Jackson. They and Breen are a good team, and by far the best commentators for a garbage time game. But they stepped all over a Curry flurry to wax on about their ice-cold pro-ref takes we’ve heard endlessly. There was a hell of a game happening in…

As a Warriors fan, I was initially happy to see Kyrie leave the Cavs. Then came the realization that, if the Warriors make it back to the finals, that frickin’ guy will still be there.

Deadspin: why can’t sports be fun, it’s so awful having teams whose players hate each other and everything is so dreary

The Celtics weren’t less willing to let Kyrie fight over screens so much as Kyrie does not believe you can fight over a screen, since the screen exists on a level plane, and has a distinct end point upon which Steph is eventually going to fall off of and cease to exist.

Getting in position to ride the duck

“They’re too immature.” - Man who at 39 got drunk, crashed his car into a telephone pole and then fled into the woods.

“I just don’t think a jump shooting team can win.”

When I was in high school my great-grandmother came to visit. She was 96 at the time, and as we left the house for dinner she told her son, my grandfather, 77 years old, retired steelworker, father of two, grandfather of four, and great-grandfather of three, “Orval, it’ll get chilly once the sun sets. Ought’n you take…

I thought that moment came when I stopped caring about new music and invested in a khaki-colored jacket.

This is so true. At some point my parents gradually eased into treating me as an adult, but my girlfriend’s parents never got there. She’s more successful in her job than either of them ever were, and yet they look down on her and give her unsolicited advice and/or criticism constantly. They’re still trying to parent…

The mark of adulthood isn’t being married or having kids or having a 401(k), it’s accepting (even embracing!) that not everything is supposed to be tailored to you in particular.

Why does Snoke’s backstory matter? We don’t know Obi-Wan’s backstory, and it makes not a whit of difference. Ditto for Yoda. Every i and t does not need to be dotted and crossed.

Oh so just because you’re a trained oncologist with decades of experience in the field now you’re some sort of expert? Next you’re going to tell me that you’re degree from an accredited university means more than my many years of googling and watching YouTube videos.