Pitcher: “Your frequent replacement of perfectly fine baseballs is excessive.”

Umpire: “What? Why wouldn’t the Freemasons find Spaceballs impressive?”

[...mutual confused silence...]

Pitcher, Umpire, Batter, and Catcher together: “Bill Pullman sucks.”

Pretty sure they closed the discussion because the point is they don’t care who you have, and I don’t think posting it on an article highlighting someone dealing with their civil rights being violated is probably the place you should make it known to all of us how jacked you are about Denver’s defense.

Oh man, I thought you were joking. Klay is actually the absolute best, weirdest dude.

What about the fact that it’s been widely reported that the decision to play also included an independent doctor hired by Durant?

His prior injury could definitely had a role in it. However, based off how he landed and the way his knee turned, I'm not surprised he tore it up. That landing puts a ton of force in directions the knee isnt meant to bend. I've been in the same boat as him. It sucks.

Maybe I’m naive but I expect someone like Kevin Durant to have a 2nd, 3rd and 4th opinion from different doctors not associated with the team and/or the NBA. Do we know that he didn’t get other opinions?

Sure, Ted Bundy would revisit his victims so he could fuck their decapitated heads, but what about those of you who litter?  What I’m saying is, only god can judge us

Can we please talk about this awesome playoff series?!?!? I’m so tired of hearing about Durant’s FA status, Kawhi going to the Clippers, end of a dynasty, Blah, blah, blah....

Yeah, the Merc used to be on the verge of becoming sort of *the* national news outlet for Valley stories, but they seemed to just miss grabbing that ring. The hedge fund fucks gutted the paper, as you note, and I suspect they did it precisely to prevent having an investigative unit in their own backyard. I feel like…

I think that’s true. Klay is a great defender, and obviously an excellent offensive player in a game where no one on the Warriors wanted to score (outside of Curry, who was out of his mind).

What was I doing in your office bathroom mirror?

You’re combining two different years. Love and Irving were out injured for the Cavaliers in 2015. Pachulia gooned Leonard in 2017. 

I think the Raps deserve a lot more credit than you are giving them. Steph played out of his mind all game, but Toronto’s defense was double or triple teaming him, switching like crazy, but they somehow managed to simultaneously take away the dump off to Green/Igoudala for most of the night, Steph only had 7 assists…

Pretty sure Van Gundy was talking about the lineup on the floor at that time, which I think included three of Jerebko, Jordan Hill, Quinn Cook and Bogut.

You can’t possibly be serious when you say the team the Warriors had in this game looks like any other team.  

I agree with the analogy but even the Cavaliers showed better sportsmanship towards GSW than the Rockets did.  

Sorry, Harden and CP3 are dicks.

If I recall, Westbrook did a pretty good job all by himself of neutralizing Kevin Durant.

bay area techies continue to ruin everything about portland that its people hold dear.

I watched this game and from the get go there was referee frustration growing. How about the Steph Curry pump fake defender jumps into him on the shot 3 and they Gave out of bounds. The very next play Dame does pump fake into shot and he gets free throws. To me that’s where the frustration was building. At the end it…