There was a nationwide bottlers’ strike; Old Style used that to their advantage to swoop into the Chicago market and move down from La Crosse. I’m also guessing it was a way, way larger and more lucrative market in those days than Minneapolis.

Well that’s different. Usually the biggest boob you see at a Marlins game is Jeffrey Loria.

“The claims are false and ridiculous,” Blaine Roche said. “Unfortunately this is a classic shakedown attempt. Tajae categorically denies any involvement whatsoever and looks forward to vindicating his name and focusing on what matters most - football.”

This is not really what has happened but I guess it makes for good “libs be like” memes.

As a hometowner, let us not forget that Old Style is a product of La Crosse, WI, home to the worlds largest six pack.

Shut up or we’re gonna get one of those Stella Artois guys over here spewing bullshit.

The league suspended him after LeBron James specifically had a press conference to ask the league to suspend him.

There is a vast difference between his teammates showing up and being carried to a title. Obviously he can’t beat them by himself. But saying that Kyrie had more of an impact than LeBron, or that he and Love carried LeBron to a title, is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read. Is this Skip Bayless’ burner?

“Lay off the mascot, KD. At least he had a moment on the court.”

HBO should be scrambling to lock down the rights to Dragonlance. But with tits.

Also, the issue with Clinton was she didn’t want to release the transcripts of her boring, banal speeches. What disgusts Americans about Clinton is her secrecy not that she talked to Wall Street.  Obamas speech will be part of a public forum on healthcare; his signature legislative achievement. He’s doing other stuff…

You can also consider a tree to be a washing machine if you want.

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Hillary Clinton just lost a gimme election due to her behavior of exactly this sort.

Well, we did have one president who made it his life’s mission to help those less fortunate after leaving office. His own party regards him as an imbecile.

I know, right? Forget straight up racism in Boston. Ain’t nothing as “insufferable” as Oaklanders running with a Drake lyric.

The Warriors are just mad because their Joe Smith never delivered them to the promised land.

Hell, I thought Schroder putting up the 25th most shots was even more random.

Anyone who complains about modern day defense in the NBA needs to watch a game from the 90s on YouTube. Defense was atrocious back then. You couldn’t play any type of a zone, so trapping and double teams could only happen after the player had the ball. It was just a ton of one-on-one defense with no team wide…

I think the only way my mistaken “there” works is if I had written “Pick your massive ethics breach. There, all around you!” But I was too deep into my second glass of wine to attempt anything remotely poetic.