Whoa. That was a lot of cursing for no reason.

Charles carried two teams to the finals - what the fuck has Melo done since college? You fucking revision history motherfuckers are hilarious. Chuck, at 6'4" is top 3 PF OF ALL FUCKING TIME.

Michael Jordan.

Not only is it not impossible to make, there is a pretty strong case for LeBron as the greatest player of all-time. He’s as good or better than Jordan at every aspect of the game except for jump shooting. He’s an equal defensively, a much better passer and distributor, a better rebounder, a better low post player, a…

Inspector Joubert will solve the mystery!

They might feel better if they weren’t going to a flat, oppressively humid wasteland of smog, sprawl, and traffic twice the size of Rhode Island. 

Who knew Victor Hugo was a commenter at Deadspin?

Cardinals GM: [dials up Astros GM] Looks like we have to send you a couple of draft picks, do you want to make those selections yourself or should we just work off the list that we have?

People rightly give Nintendo shit for its online service, but PSN is only marginally better. Frankly if Friend Codes are the price to pay for not having shit like this, maybe we’d be better off.

There’s only only one King Cake-Baby in America (even if he did only win the electoral college).

He buries you in a cake and eats it through until you are rescued.

Who are her rivals for greatest female athlete of all time? (The ‘Doe’? As in female GOAT? I’m still working on this.)

Was wondering how this only had one star until I notice it was posted 40 min in the future. Glad I got in early because this comment is going places.

It’s a droor, FYI

Funny. I actually imagine an opposite scenario, in which everything falls apart and the Celtics regret acquiring Boogie.

It’s like 2008 never existed! GET THAT HOME, you SLACKERS!

Love those new Rocket Mortgage commercials that basically come out and say “Do It! Quick! Push the little ‘Sign Here’ button on your phone before you think too much about getting a mortgage via a phone app!”

This is a great example of why unions fell out of favor over the 20th century: too often, they cozy up to big business and exist primarily for enriching their leaders at the expense of the workers whom they are supposed to represent.

During his post-game press conference, Waiters said he was still angry about being run out of Cleveland, and thought his former teammate LeBron James would probably regret that decision after watching his performance.

I’m with you. This man inherited the worst economy, terrible job numbers and a congress that was dead-set on giving him any credit or any help fixing it.