I don’t understand the human mind well enough, correction, the minds of partiularly brave and contented people, who, when faced with the prospect of almost certain death, can decide to die peacefully and with dignity. I don’t know if I could do it. I hope I could, if it were me. But I think of Dylan Thomas and Raging…

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

“Isolate the woman, get her away from everyone.”

Bullshit. Let the ladies have all the spotlight. They earned it.

I gotta say, you probably haven’t read the other stuff I wrote, because I’m not in his corner on the punch, not in the slightest.

At some point, when does he admit that his career is Finnished?

He was still better than fucking Wondo though

I was sorry to see France get bounced so early, too. But if they’d beaten or even tied Colombia, they’d have won their group, wouldn’t they? And they’d have ended up where England is, with Norway and then presumably Canada and Japan if they really were that good.

Those poor Christians! The underrepresented majority. It’s not like six of the nine Supreme Court Justices, 91.8% of Congress, and the President of the United States are all Christian or something!

that was a pretty sweet bicycle kick.

HOT TAKE AHEAD:

Hope Andrade doesn’t score an accidental own goal, we’ll see how fearless she is then

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making us believe he was retiring.