This is the problem with modern society. People will only do things if they can profit from it. Why isn't the achievement itself reason enough?

Actually, from what I've read the actual amount of energy required depends on how fast you want to go(technically it's the effective speed since you wouldn't really be moving at all) and there is nothing that says that this technology would have to be used to go faster than the speed of light(again, effective speed).…

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Eh...Well good for him for taking you at your word. That's the smart move.

oh my god all I want to do is find this clint fellow i have so many questions

Or if you're not wanting to commit heresy, there is another way. MAYONNAISE ON THE BOTTOM BUN. The mayo acts as a barrier between the burger juices and the bun. Also helps if you lightly toast the bun first.

This may be heresy in some circles, but serving a burger on an English muffin really solves all of the juice run-off problems, what with the old world nooks and crannies technology prominently features on both sides of the "bun." A burger-blood-soaked bottom English muffin bun is one of the most delicious foods on the…

Yes.

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any future offspring may well get my last name to prove I can.

Not taking blame away from the ones who launched the missile but WTF were they thinking flying over a war zone?

if I only pee, I never wash my hands. I'm not peeing on my hands. My junk was just scrubbed in the shower hours earlier. No germs or diseases have been transferred from my sterile package. If I touch the faucet and paper towel dispenser I will be gathering a wholI host of nasty germs, not cleaning myself. My package…

Looks like I won't be flushing toilets anymore.

Not sure what tis article is doing on jalopnik, but since it's here I'll comment: FUCK ISRAEL. If they don't want rockets then they should get the fuck out of there and stop OCCUPYING other peoples' territories. Problem solved.

From what I understand...that's exactly what the Alcubierre drive does...

I'm hoping we have quantum entanglement by that point for instant communication even if it is just to send back a yes or no message that they made it.

I checked my junk drawer, but I've only got a Higgs Boson.

It would matter. If the people are stranded in the middle of nowhere, there would be time for a last minute romance.

Title's a bit misleading isn't it? It's not as if they have piles of this "exotic (Dark) matter" laying about to use as fuel, and they have no plans for an engine. It's essentially about on par with "if we make something round, it'll roll downhill". We're still hundreds of years from a "combustion engine" if you will…

Enjoyed the list, but I'm pretty sure the insects alongside the "cockroaches" caption are not actually cockroaches! They look like wingless (maybe immature) giant water bugs to me (Order Hemiptera, Family Belostomatidae), due to the size and position of the eyes, the lack of visible antenna, and most importantly the…