...God damn it, boner.

That doesn't sound awkward. Seems like he was an emotionally mature man who knew what he wanted.

If you have a used car, I'd say the odds are quite high that a sixteen-year-old lost some virginity in it somewhere.

That man sounds exactly like an encounter my friend had.

My favorite thing about this scene is that him shouting 'disappointed' wasn't supposed to be spoken. The script said "Wait a minute... This isn't my world. (disappointed)" but Sorbo took the script direction in parenthesis and shouted it out loud for laughs. They went ahead and used the scene.

Good god, that's absolutely crazy... Just crazy enough to work!

...I thought that this was just the natural way. It works really well.

That's an odd choice of article to read at work...

If you can see it, it's probably too late to stop. Or is that just with freight trains? I don't know.

explain?

I would immediately try to disconnect the sink sensor so the sign embarrasses everybody who goes after me. I can't imagine why anyone would have a different response to this.

Are you on acid again?

Tequila instead of vodka vastly improves a bloody mary. Tequila's the obvious choice to match the spicy tomato flavor. I don't know why they were ever made with vodka.

So having faster access to information makes people dumber? By your own admission, you are able to follow citations to their original sources in wikipedia and verify their credibility, just as you would in a library. It's almost like it's some kind of giant, easily accessible free encyclopedia.

Hmm.

I think we found the RIAA's kinja account.

This honestly made me sad.

Alright! A contest on whose life is the shittiest! I love these!

As a reality check, the world is safer and people have a higher quality of living now than at any point in history. Media has gotten stunningly better at making people go nuts over tragedies in the past decades, but the truth is that the world is a better place today than it was yesterday or the day before.

I'm still…

Anti-static strap? You don't need that shit. Build naked. Do it on the tile floor. And the thermal paste: just mash in on there like you're putting mustard on a hot dog. It'll be fine. Get on with that shit. And as if you paid for windows. That's for the suckers who bought a dell.

I'd gnosh those.