He doesn’t need R2-D2. He needs SPF-30.

This is just the most American thing to me. 

Part of me wonders how I could keep my gym shorts up with this unit of a key in my pocket.

Before someone moans about how dumb and pointless this article is, I just want to say that THIS is the kind of article I come to Jalopnik for. Yes, an actual review of the car is good and fun and all that, but lets be honest, how a Bentayga drives is not that important to someone like me who cannot and would not drop…

He’s entitled to be who he is without expressly putting a label on it for the public’s benefit. He’s never said he’s queer/non-binary/etc. He’s never said he’s anything in particular, just that he likes sex like anyone else his age.

“A Supra parked in front of a Dragonball-themed ramen place” is the exact vibe I try to bring to Jalopnik every day

Vegas would generate more money than any other US race. Probably more money than any European race, including Monaco. 

“It’s gonna depend on if the hotel is actually paying attention or not...”

Since all the tectonic plates float on magma, we all live on boats too and are not subject property tax.

One man is already prepared

$20K is inexpensive for the average person living in Minnetonka, MN.

I am glad this person figured out a way to fund the purchase of a replacement vehicle but hopefully he is also pursuing legal and insurance claims against the driver and whoever else was involved with this crash.

What would you like to see more of at Jalopnik as a site?

No slideshows for an entire week!

Man, poor Mazepin just can’t catch a break. Or any other car in front of him, really. 

what if i were to launch it over a crest whilst competing in a hill climb?

Let’s just keep it real: This is actually an important test. I consider myself a pretty good driver, did the Skip Barber thing, have done a few track days in kinda-fast cars (Corvette Z06, etc)... and even I think that cars with this level of power would scare the absolute bejeezus out of me.

Ford and GM’s refusal to build new vehicles that compete in this space is what leads to prices like this.