So I’ll say this: my wife dalies a 2018 Outlander in Minnesota, and in general it’s my family’s primary car. It’s a little cramped for me (5' 11") riding shotgun with a rear-facing car seat behind me, but goddamn if that thing isn’t the epitome of confidence on shitty winter roads. Yeah, it has a craptacular CVT, but…

God dammit this idea is so dumb, i want somebody to make it.

Sir, this is the internet; we don’t allow logic here.

I mean, its gonna be All Torch All The Time, what’s not to love?

Yet here were all are, morons talking about a web-based tire shopping and installation service. Its the Tuesday afternoon of a 4-day holiday week. I shudder to think of what we have in store for Friday afternoon with these standards.

I’m not a Ford shill, but at least there’s a relative guarantee that those Navigators will reliably run. I have like 5% confidence in the reliability of a gas-powered FCA vehicle, a plug-in hybrid Jeep would make Motor Trend’s Guilia look positivitely reliable.

See this is why i love this site. I mean this with the utmost respect: we’re all a bunch of fuckin nerds.

I’d be honestly curious at the learning curve after you’ve changed platforms. So much has changed from early version iPhones, yet so much has stayed exactly the same.

They know exactly what works...

Usually Torch comes with some of the strangest suggestions here, but transitioning a Transit into the Razorcest would be pretty plausible.

I don’t care which angle/render you show of this. No amount of Top Gun and/or peak Mel Gibson references can make me like this abomination.

So what you’re saying is that i should be buying puts on Capitol One and all of the other sub-prime auto financing conglomerates. gotcha.

So I’ll own it that I’m stealing this comment from the dregs of the /r/sports post about this, but seriously...

I see what you’ve done here and feel approval of this initiative will be widely accepted.

Your comment is noted and my current disappointment is immeasurable.

All this makes me think that Tracy’s pseudonym should be something like Tetanus McGillicuddy.

Isn’t Audi already a fairly diluted brand? I mean I thought that the running joke was that when you wanted a luxury/performance car, have no taste and/or don’t know what to buy, you’d get an Audi. It’s like the hallmark of luxury anonymity. If that doesn’t reflect brand dilution, i don’t know what does.

You’re not wrong.

The presenter is not wrong. My ‘76 is fun as hell.

Why make it a mini and just have the 2002 be the 2-series M Car? In a lot of respects the 2002 is the predecessor in spirit to the M Cars anyway.