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Why is my McFlurry extra watery? This isn’t supposed to be happening.

Reporting from the front lines here in Minnesota: Twitter and Facebook are a thing of beauty right now. It’s truly fantastic.

Its fitting that Magary was probably finishing his Packers season preview when this happened, right?

I feel the uncanny resemblance between Captain Obvious and Harry Metcalfe bears mentioning.

This is the correct answer. +1

Goddamn, that nod by the catcher while he’s cleaning the plate.

Straps not on sides. Directions unclear.

I bought The Division specifically because of the content droughts. I’d love to see this game push Bungie, even it means i have to go back to Game Stop and pick it up again used.

Oh, I’m not concerned about Civil War, but the lead up to it is going to be brutal. That said, I no longer live in Eugene, so I don’t get nearly as good of coverage unless i actively seek it out — its the downside of living in Big Ten country.

Goddamn, the ulcers I’ll have by the time Civil War shows up are just going to be brutal.

M’lady.

My dad has a ‘76 that’s being restored at this moment. Considering my sister and I completely ruined the paint job “washing and waxing” it as kids, shortly after the grill/nose performed an emergency amputation on a deer; I’m anxious to see the finished product.

Well, I think we know what the Big Bad will be rolling up in at some point or another in Fast 9 or 10.

Can we somehow get your Ted Cruz to be one of the top results on a Google image search of his name?

Goddamn this is good Kinja. You get all the stars. +1.

Solid Kinja right here. +1

“And people cheered for me, which is unusual in this town for me”

You’d definitely have my interest if the manual transmission were available in the U.S. market.

Asking the important questions. I like it.

Good God.

Good God.