Systeme D

Systeme D

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9/25/15

You are certainly not.

9/23/15

Is it an earworm? Or is it an audioweasel?

9/22/15

Now I also demand hats for cats.

9/22/15

Hysterical?

9/22/15

It was a common nickname when I lived there decades ago. It’s completely possible that it has gone out of fashion.

9/21/15

Never in my life have I heard of a more dangerous way to clean a meat slicer. She’s lucky that’s all she lost.

9/21/15

Technically, I’d say it’s pronounced “Wistah.” And I am from Wistah County.

9/21/15

It’s spelled “Wormtown.”

9/21/15

DOROTHY PARKER REGRET NOTHING!

9/20/15

9/19/15

No, that would be me.

9/14/15

Ah, former Borders employee here too. Here’s how I can tell if someone has worked in a bookstore. They will scream aloud upon hearing these words:

9/14/15

Vouvray. The jelly doughnut of wines. I adore it.

9/13/15

9/8/15

Ordinary fucking people. I hate ‘em.

9/6/15

Zackly.

9/6/15

Can we finally stop using the locution “openly gay” and just write “gay” instead? No one ever writes “openly heterosexual.”

9/6/15

THIS NEEDS 1865 STARS

9/5/15

You need more stars!

8/31/15

OMG are you Af Am History Fail?