Never in my entire life have I seen anyone attain such astonishing heights of douchebaggery in a restaurant review. I am gobsmacked.

2, and of course there were leftovers, and just over $50 for everything on that table, including tip.

I’m surprised your arm didn’t reflexively jump up and make you accidentally backhand that fool. The peripheral nervous system can be a mighty mysterious thing.

Oh yessssss.

I live in Rogers Park, so most of my Mexican food dining is in my neighborhood, but next time I’m down in River North, why not? Churros! Yay!

I have nothing against celery in a lobster roll — on occasion. It provides a little bit of crunch that is sometimes just what the doctor ordered.

I can hear that New England accent in “fachrissake!” Music to my eahs!

Sterling, MA. Where the onion rings are just as God intended, and there ain’t no such thing as clam “strips.”

Scallops, clams, and onion rings. I miss New England all the time. (I live in Chicago now.)

The real thing. Sterling Ice Cream Bar, MA.

Consider him thoroughly shamed. This practice, while akin to waving money at the bartender, which is in itself distasteful, is even worse because of its percussive nature. Do NOT bang on my bar, sirrah.

Now that’s interesting. It would never occur to me to put my napkin on my plate, in a restaurant or at home. My mother would have chided me for purposefully getting sauce (or whatever) on my napkin. To be honest, it strikes me as a rather nasty practice. (Although I am sure that someone will now come along to defend…

Actually, Taiwan is one of the most progressive nations in Asia in terms of LGBT rights and protections. (My phone is an HTC.)

Given the right-wing Christian, anti-gay stance of Chik-Fil-A’s owner (S. Truett Cathy), I thought this video would complement the bird video. What a delightful pairing!

“Of course my forehead is too big for you, dear! You’re a pinhead!”

I think it is completely hilarious that you’re negging non-STEM majors on this particular thread.

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Hell, I’ll put cheddar Sun Chips on anything.

Why are you refraining from naming this place? This is how crazy shit like this gets perpetuated. Call them out.

Now I’m picturing an avocado in a peruke.