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Thanks, Ms. Bowman, for another fine season’s worth of great analysis and writing!

i think this was a better episode but i am blown away by the praise this series gets from both critics and fans. i was shocked at how cheap much of it looked, how inconsequential almost half the season was and how bad those inconsequential episodes were even judged in a vacuum.

I’m sorry, but short of a mechanic saying “the timing was retarded,” there’s no reason for those words in casual conversation, whether you’re talking about someone or not.

but I’m not going to jump down someone’s throat for using words like that in casual conversation.

Oh, really?

What the hell am I doing with a bat in my hand? Get it out of here! [hic]

“It only takes a small tweak to rid the game of intentional fouling”

I agree with your point here for the most part—people should be where they say they’ll be when they say they’ll be there. If it’s in their control, there’s no reason they shouldn’t be on time. That being said, to say that you’ve never ever been late for something your entire life is surely an exaggeration.

They were actually selling Flint tapwater. That’s why it was so cheap.

Sell for parts, car is ruined. There’s probably no workaround whatsoever.

Johnny Carmax: yo, what’s up?

Maybe you should think of the interviewer as an old college professor that you really liked, or someone that you know who you really respect?

Or maybe just try being professional and confident? Not everybody treats their buddies like the former.

We should also require that all jizz socks be buried as abandoned potential children and provided with at least $5.00 child support.

FUCK. THIS. GUY. RIGHT. IN. HIS. EAR.

If you deregulate only supercars, everything will become a supercar.

A $1 cocktail is a bottle of Mad Dog and a glass of ice.

When is the last time a women’s sport was covered with the depth and interest that even shitty men’s teams get?