I got here as soon as I could.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

A “Dumpster Full of Love” would be a good band name I think.......or at least an album title.....or at the very minimum what you would call the medical waste bin at an abortion clinic......

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

The flaw in his argument is that it’s reasonable and well articulated.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

The simulation confirms that as bad as nukes are, the best immediate affect is still limited to population centers. Fallout is another story entirely. However, absent a multi-nation nuclear attack on the U.S., those is rural areas (vast majority of the US) would be OK.

Why are you still employed?

Wait, is everything made of gold? how about the shower? what kind of a shower does he have?

Called it.

McCain 3:16 says you can’t whip enough votes!

Most Republicans were loyal

Real people. Not Actors. implies actors aren’t real people. Are they cyborgs? Robots? Is this the future Uber wants? #FakePeople? Make People Great Again?

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Also in Microsoft’s defense: fuck the goddamn Patriots.

“The only upside to not eating bread anymore because of gluten is...”

Great another anti-gluten lunatic. Unless you have Chrone’s disease or a specific allergy to gluten (a real allergy - not a pretend one) - there is nothing wrong with gluten. Jesus you people are pathetic.