Then how will the hookers breathe??

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

#shittybike #rekt

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

I had a $700 and loved every minute of beating on it until I got it stuck and it got shot up by vigilant rednecks.

Just wait until the GC has its first serious issue. Don’t worry, your time will come.

This. More Harris, less Evans, please. In fact, all Harris, no Evans.

The ginger is to blame. He’s what gamers call a “try-hard.” I can’t understand why they hired Chris Harris, yet don’t use him for the power lap-ready car reviews. Such a waste.

GOOD THING IT ISN’T A MUSTANG BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE RAN INTO THE CROWD!!!!

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That’s not Kimbo Slice, dumbass.

I’m no doctor, but I’d advise you not to let yourself get hit in the head on a daily basis the next 15 years. That and lay of the cocaine, HGH, PCP,steroids, and horse tranquilizers.

Three years ago, at the end of a long night working for a construction company, I returned to the main office in the company box-truck. Before unloading or clocking out, I needed to poop first. I parked in the alley by the rear door and went inside. Just a few short minutes later I stepped back outside to find the…

That eighth bullet point is interesting. Glad to hear of the improvement!

Needs more Tom Selleck.

Ford GT90.

“I love the Blue Angels, they’re really great. And I’m not kidding, these Thunderbirds, folks, they’re pretty good too. But now both of them crashed. I went to an airshow once, I loved it. Ask anyone, they heard me say that. It’s true. Great great pilots, horrible tragedy. I’m cancelling all airshows forever.”

Ugh..please don’t bring him up. I used to enjoy his content, but now he just bothers me. I don’t think he really has taste in cars, I think he just buys what people advise him to purchase. The convertible will fetch more from a resale perspective I imagine, but it does take away from the look of the car.