“I’ll take ‘Things That Surprise Nobody’ for $600, Alex.”

You expect anything less from a Gawker site?

Well, gawker kicked everyone out who wouldn’t tow the company line of more clicks and comments for more money.

Guys, come on. How many TG stories is this now in the last 24 hours, eight? Nine?

Chris Evans collects a seven figure salary paid for by the British public, and will continue to do so even if he gets canned from Top Gear. I don’t think he really needs anyone’s sympathy.

No kidding. I know the buzz they make of “millennials taking tech for granted”, but as someone who remembers playing with my dad’s floppy drives as a kid and complaining about not being able to fit more on a CD-R, being able to fit 200GB in that tiny little thing absolutely blows my mind.

No kidding. I know the buzz they make of “millennials taking tech for granted”, but as someone who remembers playing…

LEAVE.

My girlfriend was convinced my wrangler didn’t even have 6th gear for some time because she was never able to find it. It doesn’t help that I’m never sober enough to explain the shift pattern when she needs to drive it.

Goddamn Floridians. Can’t even spell their kids’ names right. It’s X-Y-L-A. Christ.

lol... i do believe that was the joke :p

annnnnnnnd go.

He got him in the penis and balls tho

Anyone wearing black rimmed glasses after 2013 is an idiot.

Hey Chris, when EVERYBODY else is the problem, you are the problem.

A 997 Carrera with that flaccid manual gearbox. I promptly returned to the dealership after 2 stoplights. It was atrocious. The Cayman R w/ the PDK on the other hand....skeet skeet.

Anything with a CVT.

I’m sure someone here could get this beast back on the road again.

I lived with that yellow one for a week and I would very happily continue to live with one for the rest of my stupid life