DEMS, hold the fucking line. Not one dime to that bullshit wall. 

Nah. Israel is just another foreign lobby, wanting cheap and easy influence in Us politics.

As long as Netanyahu is in power, I don’t see why Israel should get a dime of our tax dollars.

The really galling bit of this is that this is the same man who likely called in debts and absolutely strangled debtors (in the financial/legal sense—I somehow doubt he’d be capable of the literal, given those hands) who were even a day or two late on payments.

Dude styled himself “the king of debt,” not because he had…

To Ertel is inhuman.

BUT BUT BUT HE WAS SELF-MADE*!!!

This is the kind of logic and rationale we expect out of the President.

“So, next time you find yourself a little short on cash, please feel free to go to your local grocery store and ask for your free bag of food.”

C.) FUCK TED CRUZ

Right, I’m officially part of the Bennet fan club.

I mean, A.) Fuck Ted Cruz...

But B.) Fuckin’ A-Right for calling out this mealy-mouthed fucking hand-wringing for what it is.

Comrade--no native English speaker would say “$5.7BN dollars.”  Try harder.

It’s tomatoface, don’t bother.

I love the assumption that the 800k federal employees not currently getting pay checks are actually in support of Trump, despite those workers explicitly telling anyone that will listen that they want this ended now and don’t give a shit about a fucking border wall.

Can’t wait to hear the media’s hot take on both sides failing us.

They honor us by their service ... and I’m not gonna pay a lot for that muffler [walks away]

Okay, in no way, as a practical or formal matter, do civil servants owe or promise any allegiance to Trump. 

And that was the moment the coke stopped working and Larry realized he needed to snort another bump to get the brain going again.

I guess it’s too bad for him the photos weren’t shot at a basketball game.

Manchin is garbage.