False equivalency is false. 

Next time Jim, stop trying to smile and grabbing your junk when you mention splitting kids from their families.

Rule of law only applies to the laws they personally agree with.   Are we aggressively pursuing those who break environmental laws, who violate consumer protection laws, etc. 

If one more person defends these race-baiting and fascist policies by saying “rule of law” they need to be cracked over the head with something heavy.

“So...um...Jimbo, does you wife still get mad at you for cutting eye holes in all of the good bedsheets?”

GOP:

This is why most of them suck: They REFUSE to confront these delusional sucksters with FACTS when fed lies.

I wonder if someone yelled ‘Sieg Heil!’ near him if he’d instinctually click his heels together and/or throw out a full arm salute? 

Why is Jim Jordan doing Dexter Morgan cosplay?

This is why CNN sucks.  Ask him what the law says.  You know what it doesn’t say?  It doesn’t say that you can jail asylum seekers because they don’t look like you.  

You’re 37? You’re not old.

Only 37? Yeah, you can easily up that to 40 burgers in a sitting.

So you can hear Pete Rose complain that the first two cheeseburgers don't count, as he argues Ichiro in fact only ate one.

That was the exact moment the Simpsons classic era ended.

I came here somespecifically for this defence/ gif.  Thank you!

I know how uncomfortable the foot longs make you

[The Phillies] have offered McVay free tickets to an upcoming game.

Being in Philadelphia, he can not be charged with battery, as the incident did not include an actual battery.

So is her face a sandwich?