It’s healthier and better?

Dude?

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

I KINDLY REQUEST HONORABLE MR. CIRK ALEXANDER’S EMAIL ADDRESS AND PERSONAL MOBILE TELEPHONE DETAILS. I WISH TO CONTACT HIM WITH AN URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

Tom Hanks is an amazing actor, but man did he make some shitty, forgettable movies in the 90's and 00's.

I’m not saying Trump isn’t racist! I’m just saying it’s a sad time in history now that racism is generally considered a bad thing.

“At the time, there was speculation from U.S. Speaker Paul Ryan and others...”

I’d like to read that explanation, but it is longer than 140 characters, and seems to contain a substance called “nuance” that I hear is important in international diplomacy, but which just confuses me.

Don’t sweat it Donald, they sent me a letter asking that I please stop having mind blowing sex with every single cheerleader and also I have gold medals in freedom and cheeseburger. Also I wrote every song on Revolver and was the star of Casablanca.

Trump: The United States’ Fucking Liar.

I can dig it.

That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.

Recommended replacement:

Let’s be honest, if you were the Braves would you higher someone that dumb for your organization?

Exactly. If given the opportunity this rat bastard would sit in front of taxpayers and never back down from his insistence that this was “transparent”. If your position is that up is down or black is white, no matter how wrong, you keep insisting that you are correct and that the average citizen just doesn’t…

Wait for 1/2 way into season 1. No one will be there and that will bother some of the higher ups

Lee told Cavitt Tuesday night that if the Braves deal is what led to his defeat, he wouldn’t change a thing.

Tim Lee is “going to embrace God’s plan.”

Set the Eddie Lacy Fat Watch to Guarded.

‘Packers Coach Worries about RB’s Weight’