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Syphilitic Scalia Says
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I'm an A's fan. I don't hate the Giants. They've never done anything to me.

Not the first time they've tried to use the preseason to exploit their idiotic fans for cash.

We've seen this type of nonsense out of the Skins before. An exhibition game Tshirt? Unreal. As a Skins fan, I'm often embarrassed by the front office. What a complete joke.

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I for one would like to attend this camp just to see if the scrimmage is historically accurate.

*Doesn't buy t-shirt*

Better uses of your $30.00:

This isn't the first time something involving American patriots and Native Americans was ill-advised.

Milbury made Salo cry? Big fucking deal, he made Isles fans cry for a fucking decade!

It's what we Canadians call the wealthy. There are the Habs and there are the Hab Nots.

His blackness is a distraction, because people tweet horrible racist epithets at him. It's not Subban's fault, but if I was the manager of the team I wouldn't want to risk signing a guy who brings that kind of stuff into a highly homoerotic locker room. Besides, he's strictly an athlete and nothing more. No

If those execs need any help I'm sure most Boston Bruins fans would be more than willing to point out Subban's biggest flaw.

Whew.

Somewhere nearby, Bill Walton is tripping balls and cranking Wake of the Flood.

"It's not a money thing for Dan," Snyder's former sidekick claimed. Instead, Cerrato dropped some Freud on us.

the only acceptable name change

Yes. This. Yes the current name is offensive to a significant amount of people, but it's also a bad name just because the name/colors/etc don't really reflect anything about DC. The team may as well be in Maryland.

"Washington Eastern Motors." Can't wait for the fight song.

Meanwhile, his trademark for "Washington GLORY BOYS" is still pending

Gregg Easterbrook has now decided to patent "Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons." Just in case.