BREAKING: CLIPPERS OWNER BUYS NEVADA RANCH.

How To Use A Tampon
by marmol

This was never meant to be a realistic representation of Wrigley anyway... the W flag is raised.

They say it's vanilla-and-chocolate cake, but did anyone really check? It probably had some cork in there.

Now that it's in the dumpster, Cubs' fans can finally have their cake and eat it too.

Umpire: Oh, what's this on your neck?

I've made a huge mistake

I was going to say that Pineda was metaphorically caught with his hand in the cookie jar, but that actually just happened to CC Sabathia in the clubhouse.

+26.2

That, and I wonder how long they have card this deeply about b-ball? (I'm thinking since about 4PM yesterday or something like that.)

Redskins PR rep: "Uh, Mr. Snyder, this isn't what we meant when we said 'Native American outreach.'"

[Falls backwards into seated position]

Someone slow it down and put Thus Spake Zarathustra over it.

Still better programming than CBS's "Pollak-A-Hack" late night talk show.

For the love of God, NOBODY tell him about Marcus Smart and Okie St.'s 'Quick Trigger' offense.

Tonight: Andrew Catalon will be parting ways with CBS.

"I Fall to Pieces" - Patty Cline. The iconic artist did indeed fall to pieces when she died in a plane crash on March 5, 1963.

"Won't you fly, high, free bird?" Lynard Skynard once sang; this was shown not to be the case when their plane plunged from the sky like a rock, killing members Ronnie Van Zant, Steve Gaines, and Cassie Gaines.

Seriously. At least cats have some usefulness in killing vermin. There is nothing to defend about tasteless spaghetti sauce from Hell.

WTF People, we need to send "Cinci Chili" to title-town. Fuck OHIO and if you vote against it I hope you live in Ohio forever.