St. Catharines Rebels? Wouldn't that make them Lutherans?

Aw, look at all the Little Caesars.

Next thing you know, Erin's introducing you to her parents and her dad's a Seahawks fan too, and a Nevada graduate besides, and he takes you under his wing and Erin sees that and she's got some slight (and by slight I mean "dear Christ and the Holy Family, what the hell just happened here?") daddy issues and pokes a…

Instant replay, are you kidding me? Get these umps a Braille edition of the rule book if you want to help them call a game!

Booth officials have already expressed concern with the replay monitors, complaining that they only show baseball.

There's still time to institute balsa wood bats that the managers break over their knee as the signal for a challenge. Make it happen.

Now if they can just go back to the two division 5-game playoff, rescind the designated hitter rule, and put Pete Rose in the Hall of Fame, I'll be all set.

Okay, procuring a mascot for the games took seven hours and 1.2 billion rubles, but give Putin some credit. He did eventually manage to knock all three bottles down with one toss.

" He can grope whomever he wants" Folks in Happy Valley once said the same about Jerry Sandusky

If you wanna talk "Nightmare Bear," how about Harvey Fierstein in production of Fiddler on the Roof...

Leave Darren Sproles alone.

Big whoop. My wife's been carrying my balls for years.

The blinks from his wonky eye make up the morse code version of its 1994 monograph, "The Balkans and Their Strategic Importance In the Emerging Global Political Climate".

"That's not exactly what I had in mind, but fuck it."
- Erwin Schrodinger

NBC Wrings Every Last Tear Out Of Bode Miller, Bob Costas Empathizes

ill take any head in a car, creepy or not.

Not yet at least.

No one likes you.

True, but Andrew Sullivan's a really good writer, so you get a lot of thought-provoking commentary as well as some arresting visuals.

Asians and monkeys and bears..........OH MY!