Consider this...after the idiot boys Beevis & Butthead, Trump didn’t father any of those children. Wouldn’t be the first time a personal trainer has knocked up a client.

“the thought of him huffing and puffing away while on top of someone, his eyes squinted and his lips pursed as he lives out the best 45 seconds of his day,”

“create incentives to invest in work ethic and pick up productivity and wages.”

Executive bonuses of course!

Upstairs Medical College, perhaps?

Creatine shits are the worst.

He was just standing his ground!

Same here. I asked my parents if we could get a bionic dog or maybe my dad could make our dog bionic is his wood shop. He just gave this weird look and said “hmmmmm...no.”

He’ll stage another 9/11. The best 9/11. You won’t believe his 9/11. Believe me.

If Trump wants to hold her hand in public, he needs to pay for GFE. Alas, he’s too cheap.

They are marvelous actors on set,” said another ESPN on-air staffer, who speaks to both Greenberg and Golic. “But they barely even make eye contact with each other these days.”

The only one he’ll let inside him.

This just in...water still wet.

Can Napolitano? And leave Guilianni the only angry, unhinged guinea in the room?

Well them and their deluded fans.

Why do you think they call it “South” Boston?

These fine folks? Racist? Nah....

“With glowing hearts we see thee rise...”

But there is no one left to fight.

That analysis is worth a Poli Sci degree from a mid-tier 4 year university.