Other lines we can expect to hear from him:

Turn to them and say this classic line from Slapshot:

The hosts have hollow legs.

As long as the suit begins with a quote from the bible.

ZoPa!

Is this where we discuss the foot-ball contest?

The consequences will never be the same.

First question from the Senate Confirmation committee:

The mailbox screams “BATTER UP!”

Suburban Middle manager after a Thursday night Coke binge?

Me: “Which one is Scott?”

Were you?

and a Texan who swore hed find me and butt fuck me in my front yard while my family watched.”

Curt Schilling approves this post.

More like Chick tracts.

Isn’t it obvious? Collins didn’t like soft balls.

First and second. You can’t be too sure.

Under Armor called. They apologize for any transgressions and ask that this “gentleman” no longer wear their clothes.

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