Now it’s going to be 11/8. Or maybe 10/7...

The bearded gravy stain did better today.

It’s actually Scottie Nell Hughes not Neil Hughes. And if you care to share your thoughts with her her Twitter handle is “scottienhughes”

Would you mind if I tweeted some of these to old BillO?

I can’t wait until this Tea Bagger Turnip is out of Congress and Hassan is representing NH.

None of them lived that long before.

So that’s where George RR Martin has been spending his time when he should be finishing the next GoT book.

Usually they are covered in knee pads.

Nate Silver sucks. At this point he is accurate about 50% of the time. Do you know who else is accurate 50% of the time? Flipping a fucking quarter.

They are going to crush Mother Boy this year.

Try “generic republican politician”

For a second I thought it was Chuck Johnson shitting on the floor.

What do you plan on doing about this change?

This is from the paper where the editorial board policy has been “Israel First” for the past 70 years, so it's not surprising.

Another name to cross off my fantasy draft list.

Hahaha! Bye-Bye extra time pay! I bet a dollar that they will change their tune come October once they get their September pay checks.

...who’s putting together an audition reel for a when she eventually accuses Fox News executives of sexually harassing her.

I read the comment from the guy at Merck (if it is really from him) and thought “Hope your kid enjoys those polio braces Santa is going to bring him.”

They were filming a straight to video version of “The Omen: Shithead Edition” in his office later.