I looked at that picture and thought “They photoshopped that hat on him so he’d look like scumbag Steve.” So I checked the AP site and holy shit! he is really wearing that hat in that way. Based on what he was saying, Scumbag Al makes perfect sense.

That would explain the hair colour.

#calientetake

How the hell do you score that? Where the judge was standing? Or a few feet behind to compensate for his body getting in the way?

Give him a break. He was late for going Dockers shopping. The back-to-school sales only last for so long!

<Paitently waits for another Olympic 'fuck fest' story>

Well, that's who I blame it on.

The second pic looks like the closeup of a discarded fleshlight.

But “Fire Starter” is still about pyromania, right?

He bet against Phelps.

First time I’ve ever seen “Your mom” cited as a source.

More on the guy and his bears.

And if I want to print a topo map in topo map size, what do I do? Print out 20 8.5x11 sheets and tape them together? Become good friends with someone who has a plotter?

<pictures Suzanne Vega as the logo/ mascot> That would be so weird.

You mean jackrabbit hole.

Ashley Feinberg is the best and most relentless splice hunter around.

So for the non-Mr. Wizards among us: peeing in the pool-helpful or harmful?

He sounds like some of the swim parents at my kid’s swim team.

I'd pour out some steroids in honor of A-Rod, but screw that. Do you know how expensive steroids are?

If you watch the video, the guy in the Speeder Trooper costume hands the kid the toy and the kid grabs it by the front forks! I was waiting for it to crumble right there!