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Syphilitic Scalia Says
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Beat with the ugly stick, fetal alcohol syndrome, dealers choice.

I saw it once and dear, sweet Jesus it was a clusterfuck.

You are not very bright.

“Ted, you want $5000 for the Jeep. I’ll give you $3500.”

Who the fuck cares? Install Facebook Adblock and block all of that garbage out.

OR

laughing it up when Meera has a strange feeling and goes outside to discover all the wights and the White Walkers are standing right outside.

You just want Brady to have a Tony Hayward moment and say “I’d like my life back.” over a hot mic.

Hold the door? When did GoT become Adventures of Huck Finn?

This is the best way to describe it.

Good for him.

“Yes we can!” replied the weirdo, self appointed Target bathroom police.

“That’s what they said about me and I’m still around...”

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...and sometimes it’s an optical illusion.

I’d buy one. I want a comfortable daily driver I can use to haul stuff on weekends for home & yard projects and load up with gear for camping trips. For me, the price point is a factor.

This is the best comment.

What about soccer dads? That is more their market then the soccer moms.

Hahaha, I did that too on a trip to Australia. Hit the wrong stalk and then start swearing...

There is a quote (wrongly) attributed to Woody Allen I picked up while learning to drive as a teenager. “A left turn in red is a great form of population control.”

I came here to post the same thing. Thanks for phrasing it better than I would have.