He had better enjoy his time in the sun now. Because come January once the balloting starts, he is going to get left out in the cold.

This deserves way more stars.

Fire from a cannon?

Thanks.

What’s the story on Norby Williamson forcing Patrick out? I have never heard it and a casual search bring back this article as the #3 top hit.

Pure pewter. Ouch.

I never thought it could get worse, but this rancid pork rind took it to the next level. Unfucking believable.

Tebow Rutting is going to be my band name.

I wonder if she vaccinated her kids.

Fight the urge to buy these on eBay. Doing so removes the incentive for these pricks to keep buying up all the stock and fucking over the casual shopper. That and the obscene markup doesn’t make it worth it.

He jabbed his finger into my chest three times and stated “Right now you are trespassing. You are not a customer, you are not able to buy something, you need to get off of our property before I call the police. I do not have to answer your questions.”

After some confusion with the Manager, who in all fairness did his absolute best to locate my reservation, said that due to some internal error my reservation had been overwritten. Done at this point after 4 hours, I just said “Fine” and asked for a refund. THEN the manager said that he could return the money in store…

“I’ve played a lot, and I’ve played well,” he said. “There’s very few people that can beat me in golf.”

First we had cocaine addict James Woods and now we have golf cheat Donald Trump. What’s next? Premature ejaculator Jeff Gordon?

“Seven year age difference? How adorable.”

That is how a girl becomes a woman in their clan.

This adventure always ends the same: someone else gets nailed to a tree for your fuck ups.

A road to nowhere? Is David Byrne her attorney?

I thought the judge had given her until last Monday to get her ass in gear and do her job or else go to jail. Why isn’t she in jail tan by now?