Shit, I should have played “000” at O’Bannon’s Pub today. I’d be a winner.

For a PR flack, Tony Wyllie has piss poor spelling and grammar.

And don’t forget about “Feet.”

What is weird is that last night on AMC they showed The Godfather on repeat. Viral marketing?

Somewhere, an ultraconservative mom who home schools her four kids just had her head explode.

You mean Chuckie? Yes, that would be wonderful. And then if he could keep going and trash upper management and dispatch the owner as well it would be perfect.

Is the old “ball coach” Steve Spurrier available? He was such a great success the last time.

“Let’s go to the video tape!”

Ohhhh...nice pull.

I’m no expert, but my guess would be: At least enough to build a snowman.

So burning this place down is an option?

I could go for some pie and a cup of coffee. It’s a cold morning here. Pie and coffee would hit the spot.

Even though the series finale of Justified was last week, Crowders are still dropping like flies.

Don’t you mean Rudy Giuliani? Everyone knows he is the true mascot of the Yankees.

Pay the man

Landover Racialslurs

Bad news...the dumpster behind the local Price Chopper is now run by Aramark...

“I would gladly pay two dollars to make an Aramark manager that thought it would be a good idea to sell this to the public eat it himself/herself instead.”