sand in the vagina again?

Washington, DC...LOL. Traffic doesn't suck enough now as it is.

Can't wait to open that DSW chain.

Maybe they can get the guy who played Kim Jong Un in The Interview. Do you think he is available?

I need to create one of those "Most Wanted Iraqi Deck of Cards" for all the idiots in the Washington Trail of Tears Universe.

If he acted like that we'd have to call him Kirk Foreskin.

Don't make me break out the brussel sprouts! (yuck)

Prepare to repel boarders! With Vitamin C and Vitamin K!

At age 93, Spurling admitted he'd crafted the Faux Nessie at the behest of his stepfather, Marmaduke Wetherell, who'd faked it for revenge:

Am Dad. Got sling-shot and bag of frozen peas for Christmas. Looking forward to defending my airspace from these freaky things.

The entire time I read this, I had the old NYC "D'Agostino" grocery jingle running through my head. "Love that D'Agostino, love that bag bag bag..."

You sure about all of this?

All the stars for the Bowie reference.

"Who are you? And why are you in my living room?"

United Artists

I always wanted to know where you could get one of those huge car bows.

That's what happens when you let your graphics department work from home.

BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW!

Horse!

* Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven," by Dan Auerbach and Adam Duritz. Wendy and Nero, whose hearts have been broken by Jax and Gemma, respectively, are driving the boys out to the farm, hoping there's still time to CHANGE THE ROAD they're on.