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Syphilitic Scalia Says
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Why do you think they have more TV time than yard time or books on the book cart?

Who would have guessed!

I'd share this on FB but all the RedSox homers would flock to this like moths to a flame chanting "bloody sock bloody sock." It would be an absolute shitshow.

And the trolling of the Cavs continues...

"Still waiting to see a monkey become human in my lifetime?"

C'mon, how could he know?

The secret? According to Rodriguez, "Bosch advised him to only use mid-stream urine for MLB drug testing. Bosch told Rodriguez not to use the beginning or the end urine stream."

Like all things with Lisa Ann, I was done and wrapping up long before she was.

Doug, I have really enjoyed reading these stories so far. Keep'em coming! Now I have this perverse desire to buy a Range Rover with a warranty from CarMax as well. Is something wrong with me?

Fan: At least our owner isn't a megalomaniac troll!

And yet they still won. Holy cow.

I know what my kid and I are going to watch tonight when he gets home from school!

Something is afoot.

Whoa, what's next? That the construction guy in the Village People really isn't a construction guy?

The ghost of Marge Schott laughs at the lackadaisical racism of the Cardinals fans.

Interesting piece. I hadn't thought about this group in years.

So how does the exempt/commissioner's permission list affect their roster? May they bring someone else in to fill in that spot? Or are they just a man down while Peterson is out?

Your kid is smaller and lighter than you. If you hit them, I hit you. Repeatedly. With a blunt object. Until there is blood everywhere. Think Bruce Willis, the pimp, and the telephone in 12 Monkeys.