And do you think the local Sheriff has the footage or do you think it's been "lost"?

And they'll say the crowd was cheering "Boo-urns."

So NASCARs new tag line is "Running over someone is racing"?

LAURA BUSH agrees he should race.

Yeah, they both seem to have that weird, big head thing going on.

Looks like ESPN is going with the "Oops, my bad" angle on the story. Sheriffs are not looking at it as a criminal investigation.

If you need a good cry, Lezebel is that way —>

Stuck in the third ring of hell called "TGIFridays" getting unlimited mozzarella sticks.

What the fuck did I just read?

Is this a pigeon sitting on her head?

You made me just choke on my drink. Kudos to you!

Man, they are awful.

Great piece. I always enough your writing on this team.

Enough people would have to show up to hold a mass wedding.

And have him build an alter to Nike in his house, and not one to that BS Roman mamby-pamby "Victoria" either.

I think it's that if you buy one of these shirts, you'll wish to die of smallpox as well.

It'll bring Lavar back into family.

Thank you. The expectation is that it would put that in parens next to her name for those are just dropping in.

He first conceived of the series when he wasn't supposed to be thinking about television at all, during a nonworking trip to London with Kai.

Doesn't mean these kids are fucking retarded. And listen to shitty music.