"I can take all the madness the world has to give/But, I won't last a day without you" Karen Carpenter sang these lyrics to the ninth #1 single; however if she had heeded her own advice when it came to food and ate a ham sandwich once in a while she'd still be around.

Very nice

Ha!

Smart enough to pick Memphis over GW.

No. If I want to drink a glass of foam, I'll mix up some dish washing liquid and water. Pour it flat against the side of the glass so you get the beer, you know what you are planning on drinking. A well crafted beer can release the aromas and all that without being converted into undrinkable foam.

Obsessive/Compulsive March Madness fans. Not the ordinary fans who root for their team and fill out some brackets, but the guy who has either organized or participates 15 March Madness pools; fills out 10 brackets per pool "to cover the bases" and then bitches when he can only submit one bracket in a pool; spams your…

Not only did the damn thing trip and fall, but it performed a knee drop on her worthy of Rick Flair. And then ran off like a boss!

Shaken Mutton Buster syndrome

Yes, that I get. I read the article.

+1 for the road

Posting pictures while you go through the steps helps the reader follow along as they make the dish to ensure that what they are doing matches with what it is suppose to be like. I could write up the instructions on how to rebuild an engine but including photos would help you much more to make sure it is a success.

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"Tell me about the rabbits Carol."

So this happened two years ago and yet she is bringing the suit to court now? Are you telling me that suddenly that big bruise on her ass is no longer a selling point for her "modeling" career?

Science?!? Heretic! To the burning stake with you!

I'll give two fucks about Bonds once Pete Rose is inducted into the HOF. Until then he and Sosa, McGwire, Giambi, and the rest of the PEDS crew can pound sand.

I thought that pay toilets were illegal in NY?

Dead or alive, I am not coming with you.

+1 for each, I had a hearty laugh.