That's Jessica Biel. This is Jessica Alba. Both are hot.

If stories are to be believed, that douche Bruce Ismay, Chairman of White Star Line, pressured Captain Smith to ignore the iceberg warnings and stay on course so that the Titanic would arrive ahead of schedule and make the rivals at the Cunard Line look like fools (Cunard Line were famous for their ocean liner the RMS…

I just laughed so hard I choked on a piece of toast. Well played!

"Been there, done that."

"Whya you all lookin ata me?"

Wasn't this an episode of Miami Vice?

How'd they put the cuffs on him if he has no arms?

+1

The only wild bore in the San Francisco Bay area is Phil Simms if he is working a 49ers game.

+1 for clogged arteries.

+1

My five year old loves the Packers (because their helmets are yellow and there was no way in hell I was going to introduce him to the Browns and their orange helmets) and I was considering getting him a share as a Christmas gift until I heard it was $250 freakin' dollars. Instead he is getting something else (maybe an…

$1.50? If this was a Little Danny the Dictator officially licensed product, you'd have to move that decimal point over one digit to the right.

+1

I was hoping she was going to name him "Osaka!"

Meanwhile over at the Penn State online store, all of the products have been replaced by the current Toys R Us catalog.

Ha! Love the reference.

Holy shit. Laughter plus tears. +1

So how will all the Jesus Freaks/Tebow worshippers, who get hard at Tebow's public displays of his Christianity, react when Safety Husain Abdullah breaks out the sajjāda during the 3rd quarter and performs salah?