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So did the ones in Teaneck, at least when I was growing up.

Ha!

Wow. That was a Deep Cut.

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"Scott Paterno says his father was disappointed and was prepared to take questions about the scandal as well as the upcoming game against Nebraska.

Ha. You are so right. I guess use it if you got it, right?

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Yeah, I speak to my kid in Italian all of the time. When I speak in German he knows he is a hair trigger away from getting into some serious trouble.

"What part of the tape did you miss, you lump of shit?" I plan on using this line the next time I have to talk to the ex-wife.

Could have been worse. Qaddafi could have been found by some guy wearing one of those pink Red Sox caps.

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