Tried to sign up, ended up getting locked out of my iCloud account. Now I have to change my password everywhere after I reset it, because I can’t use the old one. Thanks Paribus! Great fucking job.

Just do steroids

I never said I was forced or even that I don’t enjoy people hating themselves in public like they do here. Don’t put words into my mouth, white devil.

This is Gawker, home of the Internet’s highest concentration of self-hating white people who are afraid of the six angry black women who also post here.

Uh oh, mansplaining

Why would I be wearing a sports bra? I’m a guy.

The time expense to collect, photograph, list and carefully ship 32 cardboard toilet paper rolls, minus the cut Paypal takes and the cut eBay takes, not accounting for any issues that might arise in shipping something so fragile... yeah, no.

I refuse to believe people need to be told this.

I love this weird narrative where Andrew Shaw was the first person to use that word in last night’s game instead of, I dunno, the 10th? 15th? 25th?

Still a shit hitter. Not missed!

Oh that’s right, Star Wars fans take things, even amusing comic relief, way too seriously. I’d almost forgotten since Lucas sold the rights.

Everyone in this video is a fucking asshole. #PleaseHurricaneTakeFlorida

It’s not the guns I fear — it’s the inbreds who wave them around when irrationally angry.

I realize my way isn’t the only way. I was just making a comment. But please, carry on telling me to tolerate others’ ideas (which I do, but I can still criticize them) while also telling me that I should shut up and keep my thoughts to myself. Not hypocritical at all! Hope email tinder solves your sad inbox problem.

Honestly amazes me how people need to trick themselves into doing something as simple as managing their email. If you’d waste less time on gimmicks like this and just read and acted on your email, you’d be fine.

Sounds like a solid investment until Google/Nest get their clompy hands on it and slowly kill it. I’ll stick my Time Capsule, which was made by a company Google can’t buy. Had it for 2 years now without a single issue.

I mean we all knew this was going to happen, right? Of course we did. The real future is services like PS Vue, which bundle the channels people really want for a less shitty price than cable charges for its bloated “basic” bundle.

No thanks.

No thanks.

Hello, turd in punchbowl. When did you learn to use a computer?

Hello, turd in punchbowl. When did you learn to use a computer?

Fuck off with this, TextExpander. Replacing you tonight. Subscription for what? The Dropbox Sync I’m using to sync snippets between two pieces of software I paid separately for? Fuck you. This is just greedy.