That may be, but again, sir, this is an Arby’s.

Maybe the real tasered balls were the friends we made along the way?

seems likely given this happened

You know that covers and samples are not the same thing, right?

‘The Gatekeepers director Dror Moreh turns his attention to the decades-long struggle for peace in the Middle East, as told from the perspective of the American mediators and negotiators working toward that goal over the past 30 years’

i assume its 90 minutes of jarred?

but seriously, who gives a crap about the american…

I still think of him as Blackadder, which was a decidedly different role, one that relied much more on verbal sparring with the likes of Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry.  I never could stand Mr Bean and it bothers me that most people know Atkinson solely based on that character.

With the caveat that I have not read Mr. Beans’ statement in full, I have to say the parts quoted in this article sound like really good points. And then this article sounds like a perfect example of what he is talking about. Maybe the author of this article meant it to be like a meta ironic commentary? Like what bean…

Yeah, the main takeaway here is that a lot of people are bad at comedy. Most of these are people assuming that an absurdist punchline has to “mean something” or be a reference. Because you know what’s always hilarious? References to things people recognize.

it’s jarring to go from the horror movie urgency of the kids storming Lyra and Will’s abode trying to kill them to the peaceful Mary Malone conferring with the I Ching and running into the same children just looking for an adult to hug them.

Never trust a man who likes The Lighthouse Family. They’re probably Republican/Tory.

“Why would you jack up the price of medications?!”

“So Debbie, what first attracted you to the millionaire, Paul Daniels.”

It’s terrible. We should trick them all into changing their name to “Homer,” then make the entire internet a No Homers Club. That way there could only be one, at most.

I think this is the key thing a lot of the discourse around this film tends to forget — it’s a kid’s film. Of course I, a cynical twenty-something who wasn’t that into Harry Potter to begin with, wasn’t particularly engaged with the film and can see all the flaws and joins and Chris Columbusness of it all. I’m not in…

“Definition of ‘countryside’: to kill Piers Morgan.”

“There can be only some!” ~ Highlanders

I hope that whoever writes these reviews next season realizes that we don’t need a play by play of ever detail if every second of the episode, and that a general description with more analysis and color is far, far better.

I do think it was as close as the judges claimed.  In fact, during the showstopper I was convinced that Peter had blown it.  It was only when the judges started critiquing Dave’s that I thought Peter might still edge it.

Just be glad your not a d-list tiktok celebrity or your life would be over after this shocking revelation that you were once younger and somehow less wise. Although if you do happen to be a d-list tiktok celebrity...well, you have my condolences.

They say it in slightly less vague terms in the third episode (which aired yesterday in Europe). People were killed by the bombs.