It's the only way to appreciate the subtle nuances of the minutes.

@B33: Last time I bought a fridge it didn't even have a box, it was just styrofoam and cardboard on the edges, with a bit of saran wrap.

Why can't we all just get along?

Why can't the regular one have that front end?

"Sir, we have uncovered the mating rituals of the humans! Reportedly, when they found a mate, they would bring her to this conveyance, known as a van. When the van was a rockin', it was a sign that the mating rituals had begun, and the rest of the humans were advised to not come a knockin'."

@AMGkiller: Yeah, but you're still going with the "but they aren't really mobile, we shouldn't be too hard on them" tack, which is what people did where I used to live. Even here, you say something about him being on the shoulder so it's not too bad.

@AMGkiller: I respect the sympathy, but I know a few of these old codgers on scooters who take advantage of it.

@Goldwings: Someone's never worked retail, and seen what people try to pull off.

@michaeldgorman: It's not gelatin, it's delicious.

The old saying was that you could sell an old man a young man's car, but the opposite is impossible. The saying holds for genders. You can sell a woman a "man's car", but you'll never sell a man a "woman's car".

@duurtlang: Well, right now it's the CUV fad. Now we've just got to get some marketer to get do a campaign about the benefits of a lower ride height for a model and we'll be back to hatchbacks and wagons. The circle, complete.

@KTown: I kinda want the hatchbacks to remain low, but I suppose if they just put a bit of black cladding on the bottom nobody will tell the difference.

@GeckoDeLimon: I thought of that too, but then I figured he might need a boat, being Aquaman. Though I suppose he can swim and it's not like he needs to bring friends along.

@Dauthi: Actually, if I remember biology right, your wife loves the smell of your stank. Really, if you're attracted to someone you tend to love the aromas they put off because of pheromones. There were studies. That's why the opinion of people on the street is the only relevant one for people's smells.

Aquaman would drive a rusty F-150 towing a cheap aluminum boat, because nobody cares about Aquaman and he's lacking in funds.

@Oranges w/Cheese: I've known people who think they don't smell, and have similar views on hygiene as this guy.

You know? I don't care if he thinks its better. I'll ask the man sitting next to him on the bus, the woman behind him in line at the store, his coworkers.

@7shades: Repping the Antipodes: Now, granted, GM's record in compact cars is abysmal and driving the regular Cobalt was sort of like driving clinical depression, but is the Cruze really a "demonstrable failure" already? It's only been out for a few months.

@gman1023: You were saying about FWD Lexus econoboxes?

@From a Buick 6: To be fair, the Skylark failed because it was shockingly ugly and astonishingly unreliable.