@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Saturn hubcaps weren't shared with other brands, and the interior door panels were also distinct on the Saturn.

If you drive it long enough, does it evolve into a real car?

@Moser121: Yes. I am kidding.

You could have a freaking orgy in a Roadmaster.

@RabidTurtl: Yep. People see comparisons like the above and say "Well, clearly the man on the left was the worse person, look at his shitty 'stache. I bet he was a pedo too, with a crappy mustache like that. Not like that other guy, I wish I could grow that mustache."

@Relyt: He had less to work with this year, to be honest. It's really strange how in a year where every other genre had high water marks, strong albums and standout tracks, the tracks topping the Hot 100 were really bad.

@RabidTurtl: But Stalin's mustache was mighty, confident. Hitler's mustache was conniving, untrustworthy. If Stalin wasn't so good at rockin' a 'stache maybe his name would be cited just as much as Hitler.

Actually the PSP has had some fantastic software this year. VC2, MGS, the Yses.

@zacarious: My brothers mounted skis on one. They pulled it behind snowmobiles. They're still alive somehow

@$kaycog: Someone's not getting a Christmas bonus this year.

@Hachee: If you don't need the space, why not get a decent wagon? Apart from the whole "they are hard to find because people keep buying SUVs" thing, wagons are practical, comfortable, and handle way better than an X5 ever could - lower center of gravity. If I liked cars (and I do) and price was not an issue, I'd sure…

@Harpo: Compelling enough to finish once. Never again. And, in an era where all the cutscenes are on youtube - and I'm not a high school student with more time than sense - not worth the pain.

@Harpo: Honestly, if a game is so frustrating and poorly designed that you're grateful for that huge unfinished section on Disc 2 since you don't have to actually play it anymore, it's a bad game.

@Aquasol: A challenger appears!

I would rather stab myself in the eye with a fork than play Xenogears again.

@Dab O' Swine: Cannot freaking wait for The Situation to be in The Prison for The Tax Evasion.

I thought women used neck massagers on...er.... other body parts.

@Foxhack: You misunderstand, I'm saying that normal, sane vegetarian people can't admit that they're vegetarians, because PETArds are going around doing, well, this.

@Hongo: Where I live the staff is genuinely dedicated to the actual welfare of animals, would never stoop to cheap publicity tactics, and actually try to find homes for their rescues rather than just putting everything down.

PETA: Ensuring normal people are unwilling to admit they're vegetarians.