@Wish my Sonata ran on veggies: I very nearly bought one myself, and I would have had the Hyundai dealer not been a long distance away. For an every day car, it's pretty great all around.

@GeeHalen: Every so often, when I forget that I don't have very much money, I check to see how much it costs to import. One day, Delta Integrale, you will be mine.

I guess if you need a divorce, spending $8k on a gaming rig is a fairly surefire way to scare away that special someone in your life.

The New Coke will be around forever.

Grow a big bushy beard!

Waiting to hear about the guy who fell off a log, and the guy who got eaten by a crocodile.

@Sugoi: It does seem like his games are pretty much "Here are a bunch of crazy and interesting ideas! Have fun!"

@FauxReal: Kinect 2: Face Contortion Boogaloo.

@xsbs: I dunno, the soap I buy is in a very minimalist container, with an attractive font, and I find myself drawn to it not because it's superior soap, or because it smells pretty, or because it's often on sale - though it is often on sale - but because it's as simple as possible. It's just one word on the soap…

Why does Durex have fruit on the box? Subtle banana pun?

@Sumada: You don't wear glasses, do you?

@pupaboy3: Also, the Sansa Clip is as durable as you can get. I drove over mine, and it was outside for a week. A week where it rained a lot. Still kicking out the jams.

@Spiegel McFly: Mmm... Invisible cola.

There's a reason it's called the Daily Fail.

@mricyfire: My dad hasn't, but he's a 71 year old farmer.

@Whack-A-mole: At least it won't be powered by Apple, so the setup won't stop working properly pretty much instantly.

@SynthOno:

So to be a true DeLorean replacement, it's got to be funky looking, something of a failure, and look badass in silver. MG XPower SV then.

@Irishman — AARGH!: Including the police.

@TheAntiCat: I think they just wanted to kick the dumbass lawyer in the balls for not doing his job properly.