You can do all you want to "protect" your kids from porn, at the end of the day the Hustler in the bush behind the school is still going to be there.

Step 1: Grow killer 'stache.

@stöke, pinin' for ina: You know how easy it is to find a trademark? Go to uspto.gov, takes five seconds.

Dear Sony and Square Enix,

@focus503: If she was a blonde and going to meet a priest and a rabbi at a bar she would be every bad joke ever.

GM's legal team isn't exactly ideal.

@Chairman Kaga: I want that intake manifold hanging on my wall. So pretty.

Back in the '90s, I wanted to put a Northstar into a Cimarron, midmounted. The reasoning behind it was simple. The Cimarron does not have a Cadillac bone in its body, so if you were to give it a proper V8 it would finally be a worthy Caddy. Plus, a heavily modified Cimarron has a sense of humor about it.

@AndyMac: Shows how much I pay attention to Harry Potter and the eBook Reader I Don't Have.

But how many people bought Harry Potter for the Kindle?

@Evangelion: But this is a guy from new scientist. Don't scientists tell you lies and piss you off?

@Xer0Ph0kus: I'm just trying to explain a possible reason for him having a smartphone when he "needs money for his kid", not defending him.

@vinod1978: One of those "we don't know his life story" moments. He may have had a job when he bought the phone, and subsequently lost it.

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: But almost always you get the cool shit - GTO, Evo IX - and the only Canadian exclusive is something lame like the Nissan X-trail.

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: True, but it's usually Canada that misses out, so I'd be stunned if we get the hatch and you don't.

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Regarding the Cruze hatch, maybe the Canadian market is different, but the local GM dealer said - unprompted, no less - that hatchback Cruzes were coming next year. He doesn't even know me that well, so he doesn't know that my primary car will always be a hatch.

Depends on the gift card. Gift cards for a store are a pretty crappy gift. You're basically saying "I went to Home Depot, but was too lazy to actually pick something out, here's a consolation prize."

This list, it's missing Mansory. Sure, the next Elise might weigh as much as a Miata (gasp!) and Hello Kitty might sully all she sees, but no company has shown the commitment to bad taste and awful modification that Mansory does.

@Geisrud: One, lots of critics do. It's extremely common to see art that also functions as criticism, and some might even argue that good art is simply a style of criticism.

@corporateoppressor: One, the bodies are plastic, making it easy to replace all the panels. Two, it's mid-engined, like lots of exotics. Three, the engine bay is big enough to put in crazy engines, like the V8 used here.