Now everyone and their dog offers a hardtop convertible.

@72Riv: It looks sort of like it was designed in Gotham City.

@Jim-Bob-proud new owner of 3 cylinders of Geo fury!: Considering it was, in many ways, a rounded off 3rd gen Civic - and a friend had a Firefly when I had a 3rd gen Civic, so we compared just how influenced by it it was - I think the Metro was distinctly of its time.

You know that cars are in the MOMA permanent collection, right? So cars can be considered art.

@Ghostnappa9001: Two women were involved, if you'll bother to read the charges. So clearly, he wasn't entirely faithful, which is probably what brought the charges in the first place. My point stands.

@Ghostnappa9001: I'm not saying it wasn't consensual, I'm saying that having sex with someone you probably shouldn't when you're a public figure - CONSENSUAL sex, no less - continues to bite people in the ass. This is just the latest example of it, and it's something which politicians to celebrities have had to…

@Randy87: Still, seems like once a year some public figure has explored a forbidden cavern that they really shouldn't have and is suddenly in the news for it.

@Norbs: Well, Brits aren't American and he did play hide the salami with the women in question - though their motives for the charge can be questioned.

If you are a public figure, keep your zipper firmly in the closed position. Why doesn't anyone ever learn this?

"Buy our watch and someone's going to punch you in the face" is hardly the most effective strategy.

Make sure the colors feel so right, GM.

@jd: When people think Civic, they think "Nice, reliable automobile." When they think Cobalt, Cavalier, Aveo, they think "turd sandwich."

@Barnaby Jones: Nothing handles better than a rental.

I thought the goblet signaled the oft-delayed release of Gem Pour: Casks.

@komododave: So, if that man gets inside the turbo teen, does that mean they're having sex? Is that why he looks so concerned?

@Guizzy: Just so you know I wasn't serious, just sort of taking the CIA nonsense to a more ridiculous level.

@Chewmieser: Pretty sure that Assange was charged before the leak broke.

@hawkeye18 hath verily: I'm sure if the CIA really wanted to get rid of him there are more effective and, ahem, permanent ways.

@IcemanD: I remember in the '90s I just stopped saying I don't watch hockey and just said I was a fan of the Tampa Bay Lightning. It was great, people would just stop trying to talk to me about hockey.

Strangely, whenever someone brings up cosmetics tested on animals, I always imagine rabbits done up to look like spanish hookers.