@LandofMinos. So stupid, he makes the Seppos look like a computer.: I propose Kiss Kiss Kiss by Yoko Ono on repeat.

@zekestone: I've driven the Compass, along with every other car in that class (I was car shopping really recently, that's my price range, preferred body style). If you pay money for one you should be issued a handler who doesn't allow you to make decisions.

@IslandMisfit: Mad Italian designer Luigi Colani did a modern day Horch concept at some point, and gave it the most insane hood ornament ever, to go with the insane styling.

It's awesome and ridiculous.

@mantaTM: I take it you didn't make it all the way to the Odius. I mean Rodius.

@pauljones: Yeah, but compared to other cars, even including other econoboxes in its class, there are worse options. It's better than an Accent, an Aveo, and a Rio, for starters.

At the most basic level, a car needs to take you to a destination, and then take you home again. The Cadillac Escalade is a very flash SUV without much in the way of anti-theft protection. So, instead, it takes you to a destination, gets stolen, and you have to find another way back. It, thus, fails as a car.

@stevezilla: But the outside's the best part! Because if you're outside you aren't driving it, and it drives infinitely worse than it looks. I'm not sure how they pulled that off.

It's got to be the Aveo. Feels like something from the 1980s, driven hard for 30 years, and then sold as new.

@TR3-A: LeMons/Chumpcar would need an entire game devoted to it, wouldn't it? A mode to decorate your vehicle, various minigames to simulate fixing it when it inevitably breaks... It could be quite fully featured.

@NoelVeiga: It's ugly, sure, but it's also awesome. It's the Ron Perlman of videogames.

@terekidi: One word: Recession.

@Mikeado cannot believe he isn't playing GT5 RIGHT NOW.: Actually that version of My Favourite Game is not the one on my copy, differs from region to region apparently though. North America didn't get the remix.

Used is only $5 less at Gamestop I think. I am willing to pay an extra $5 for a game that hasn't been up someone's bottom.

@Mr Torben: How close are you to a rural area? I know where I come from there are several smaller farms which let you see the animals, how they're treated, and let you pick which one you want. It's mostly done for beef around here - several families will get together and split a cow - but I've seen it for birds as…

I would make love to Brian Blessed for a Montreal. God it's pretty.

@Koztah: First person Bushido Blade was so intense already. I think I'd buy a Move for that.

@PaddyDugan: Give me Avatar's budget and I will.

@frank0127: GT has always had goofy light jazz. It's a series trademark.

@sos10: I'll just leave this here.