@Elhigh: I'm with you, silver is ass. I had a silver car once, and while the car itself was great (and extremely cheap, hence the purches, never again. It's not merely ugly. It doesn't merely hide the character of the car while simultaneously highlighting the flaws. It actually manages to make your car completely…

Forest Green. Last time I went car shopping not one vehicle I looked at was offered in it. So I got white.

@GasGuzzler: To be fair, I think the W-body was cut because the list could easily be GM only.

@SuicidalEarthworm: So it can tell when you're using the remote, keep the clock set, and light that little LED to tell you that the device exists.

So, iPhone users apparently use their phone bill savings to go wild on credit card purchases of horse porn, while WinMo users have to limit their horse porn intake due to having an excessive phone bill every month.

@Whack-a-mole: I think the Charger Daytona did hit 200mph. Pretty sure Nascar hasn't gotten any faster since the '60s. But at least it's gotten more boring!

@bg-dez: FF has always been really linear. They just used to disguise it better.

To all the people complaining about the kid: He's an actor, he's playing a role. He probably doesn't care about the Highlander. Just like Daniel Radcliffe can't cast magical spells and Denise Richards is not a nuclear physicist.

@JaguarChick: While I agree that parents shouldn't give kids control or dictate financial decisions, I DO think that if you've got a kid who is clearly interested in cars, involving them in the process is actually a really good thing to do. Don't give them the deciding vote, of course, but listen to them and bring…

@jurassictodd: I'd totally buy this were it real. Just sayin'.

Dammit, Riley's got a mortgage, kids to feed. Dude's got to make a living somehow.

In terms of a platform which has been sold off to some people in eastern Europe, I give you the last gen Chrysler Sebring. Now known as the Volga Siber, its parents sold it to some Russians.

In terms of a platform that underpinned a preposterous number of things, I'm going to probably restate the obvious and put down the K-car, because they made a K-car limo and that's properly insane. When the K-car inevitably gets the top prize, the limo better be the car pictured to represent it.

In terms of a car being sold with a preposterous number of badges, I nominate the Daewoo Kalos/Chevrolet Aveo/Pontiac Wave/G3/Holden Barina/Suzuki Swift+. Though anything Suzuki sold in the early 90s could give it a run for its money, this wins just because it's whored out and terrible at the same time.

@im10horses: Return the man's caravan already.

Fine, I didn't have the money, didn't have the space, and didn't know what would happen when I had to move in the very near future.

I'm going to admit this, I was briefly suicidal. Considered it more than once, in fact, though I never went through with it (err... obviously). I got to a point where I said to myself "I can either do this, or change everything around and not feel the need to do it." So I changed my life around, and even if I still…

@modisch: I'm not sure where it was, but I read about a man who jumped off of a bridge, and survived. He said, during the fall he realized that he could find ways to solve all of his problems, apart from the fact that he just jumped off a bridge.

@Beardstorming: "Hopefully it's not a tumor"