@lopey_idol: Approves.

@JabbaB: Apparently you can control him.

@Batmanuel: Isn't American Apparel in serious financial trouble right now?

If I ever have to go through security, I'm totally putting a ruler in my pocket.

@bowei437: Know how else you'll seem like an idiot online? REFUSING TO USE REAL WORDS! When I get into power everyone who writes "ur" instead of "you're" or "your" (depends on context) will have their heads mounted on pikes, as a warning to those who keep sexually assaulting the English language.

@Rod_Z: Will freaky zombie Napoleon show up?

@Michael O'Hair: Not soon. The influences and culture in Japan remain different from those in North America, and you can still tell the region the games come from based on certain aspects of style and design.

I only commented to say how irrelevant was. If a story was posted every time a republican candidate got drunk and made out with a man, there wouldn't be any space for real news.

Any Mercury Cougar after the original. First it was a Mustang for people like Diana Rigg, which was awesome. Then it was a really ugly Mustang (see pic). Then it was a station wagon for some reason, then it was a Thunderbird for old people, then it was a FWD thingy.

@Gettintheledout: It's worse than Vista. They might both be bloated and sluggish, but at least if you're forced you can wrestle Vista into a very manageable and even enjoyable OS. iTunes just gets steadily worse every update.

@mricyfire: The breast cancer status thing is referencing the secondary function of breasts: Confusing men.

@vinod1978: Reading this I think you're confused. This phone has an integrated sim. You're referring - multiple times, no less - to things that most people do by swapping sims.

@RockyRan: Actually, if you are really nearsighted a lot of the obvious wii-iness is smoothed over. I tried looking at it sans glasses.

Tenative live. Like a foetus, the prototype doesn't look quite right and isn't strong enough to stand. But once we've hit its due date it could be a wonderful and adorable creation.

@FodderTheSane two shows nightly: My favorite thing about the Rendezvous is that the designer said it was supposed to look like a boot. Mission accomplished!

@Makidian: What actually happened, however, was that they kept working at the technology, changed, modified and refined it over the years, and released it when it actually worked properly (Wavebird).

Cows deserve it, the jerks.

I always thought "Like a Rock", while successful, was an easy target for the peeing on the logo brigade.

The real question is, why do the press shots show the model peeing on a wall?

@Dr. Nemmo: By "hipster" you mean "person who has an artificial hip", right? Because this seems to be much more for older people who want a simple phone - check the huge buttons, pen and paper, etc - than anything you're implying.