@Terry Vongsouthi: Cats tend to go in stupid places. Probably went climbing in the engine and fell.

Kittens can be dangerous.

My main problem with Fallout 3 is that I gave my man an epic beard, but there weren't enough opportunities to really enjoy it. It needed a beard cam.

This is why you don't get Max Mosley to arrange your accomodations.

@E30fernando: I was making a small penis joke. It was very subtle.

Both car and driver tend to be extremely out of place in modern times.

@E30fernando: I don't know if they resemble each other. Their trucks are pointlessly large and their owners are pointlessly small.

I bought my house from an avid hunter, and as a result I get Cabela's catalogs now, since he was on their mailing list.

Tons of them here, can't back out of my driveway without knocking over a stack.

The Taj Mahlennium Falcahal is pretty awesome.

@ifandbut: I always figured Peach's full name was Peach Toadstool. You just are on a first name basis now that she's giving you some sweet "cake".

What do you say when you ruin someone's Rolls Royce? Man, Sory.

You know, to be honest, as a car for my elderly parents, who need a vehicle that's easy to get in and out of which also has a nearby dealership for service, the Journey makes a great deal of sense.

@AcidCrownie: That's your future, son. Because GM (and by extension, the US government) is investing a lot of cash into the Volt, and that's going to be just as quiet as the Prius.

@brandegee: I'd suggest someone needs to V10 one of those up, but it's a Sebring, 500hp would proabably twist it into a pretzel.

@MaxPoint: Hell yeah. I'll buy a phone from whichever company's CEO wins an Over the Top style arm wrestling competition.

@unitoperation: My city - small, in Canada - actually lacking in the chirping crosswalks. Never really figured out why, since there's at least one blind guy in town.

@AcidCrownie: The Toyota Prius is one of the best selling cars in Japan. Not exactly a loud car in stop start traffic.

@irlsanders001: It's actually a lot different from stealing a car. For one, unlike stealing a car, nobody is deprived of the car. If someone stole my car, yeah, I'd be mad because my car is gone. If someone copied my car, I'd be fine with it, because my car would still be there.

Kinetic typography is really annoying, incidentally.